| <kgoetz> http://boso.me.uk/2007/02/24/drug-dealers-vs-software-developers | |
| <adhoc> hi guys | |
| <adhoc> anyone played with tomcat mod_jk apache recentky? | |
| <adhoc> is mod_jk the right thing to use or the mod_proxy thing instead? | |
| <sicc-xp> http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20070306/geekiest-tattoo-ever/ | |
| <bimberi> <h1>I am an idiot!</h1></body> | |
| <Hit3k> lol | |
| <adhoc> later guys | |
| <Phlosten> that tattoo is very sad | |
| <sicc-xp> p diddy puff combs daddy puff disagrees. | |
| <sicc-xp> stupid vista | |
| <Phlosten> does anyone know where a setting would be that would affect the mouse moving switching off screensaver? | |
| <Phlosten> at the moment I have to press keys to stop it | |
| * Phlosten wonders why he is logged in twice | |
| * ThePizzaKing wonders why *he* isn't | |
| <ThePizzaKing> there we go | |
| <Phlosten> heh | |
| <ThePizzaKing> I think that was a big waste of time | |
| <Phlosten> sicc-xp, not sicc-stupidvista? | |
| <yama> 'stupidvista' isn't an emoticon | |
| <purserj> But is it a state of mind? | |
| <Phlosten> a loss of mind perhaps | |
| *** sicc-xp is now known as sicc-vista | |
| <sicc-vista> I'd put 'stupidvista' but, im in #windows :) | |
| <ThePizzaKing> so? | |
| <praetorian> sicc-vista: look mate, self mutilation isnt needed | |
| <sicc-vista> well they've been agressive towards people who have mentioned things along the lines of "vista sucks" | |
| <sicc-vista> look praetorian, i will kill you. | |
| <sicc-vista> don't make me do it | |
| <sicc-vista> :D | |
| <praetorian> they dont like vista sucks? | |
| <sicc-vista> nope | |
| <praetorian> well change your nick to longhorn sucks | |
| <sicc-vista> im about to crack vista | |
| <sicc-vista> lets see if she works | |
| <ThePizzaKing> good luck | |
| <praetorian> it has std | |
| <praetorian> s | |
| *** ThePizzaKing is now known as TPK|stupidvista | |
| <TPK|stupidvista> there we go | |
| <purserj> sicc-vista: you saying vista is on crack? | |
| <Phlosten> heh | |
| <Phlosten> vista is the crack isnt it? | |
| <purserj> Hey I'm about to crack vista to get round the restrictions, hmm my machine is now running like a dog and none of my hardware will work | |
| <sicc-vista> boy you guys are hilarious | |
| <sicc-vista> give me a yell when you've made the big time. | |
| <sicc-vista> :) | |
| <Phlosten> already there ;) | |
| <sicc-vista> Hardly. | |
| <purserj> Whats hilarious is when someone with a sub 1GHZ laptop and 128MB Ram decides he NEEEEEDS vista | |
| <sicc-vista> :P | |
| <sicc-vista> hilarious, or stupid? :) | |
| <purserj> Hilarious because you get to sit there with a knowing smirk on your face | |
| <henno> both | |
| <purserj> and a 550MHZ laptop with 96MB of Ram running Dapper | |
| <purserj> Sorry Breezy | |
| <henno> this may be the wrong channel to say this, but ubuntu is not the best of distros to run on 96MB of RAM | |
| <henno> that is not a bad thing | |
| <henno> just like you wouldn't run DSL on a PC with 4gig of RAM : | |
| <sicc-vista> You would if you were a tosser. | |
| <purserj> henno: nope its not | |
| <purserj> But it runs better than Vista on a sub 1GHZ processor | |
| <henno> oh shit yeah, but you are not comparing apples with apples there | |
| <henno> that goes w/o saying | |
| <sicc-vista> You know what's great about vista though, they've tried to make the security so good that it actually becomes a bottle-neck on productivity. | |
| <henno> I have not installed 'vista' since the first release of 'Longhorn' way back when | |
| <henno> sicc-vista: even when they try, they get it wrong | |
| <henno> is it that hard? | |
| <sicc-vista> WIth it's 50,000 popups asking you "Do you wish to run this as Administrator" "This is not a signed application, do you wish to continue" "Now that you've clicked Ok twice alreay, click this one too dickhead!" | |
| <sicc-vista> It's effectively a form of adware really | |
| <sicc-vista> With it's constant annoyingness. | |
| <sicc-vista> So by removing all the 3rd party adware, they've incorporated their own | |
| <purserj> Thats because none of th other adware programmes will actually run on vista | |
| <sicc-vista> Exactly. | |
| <purserj> Just like the third party anti-virus and third party hardware | |
| <sicc-vista> and third party software altogether | |
| <sicc-vista> but the classy geniuses in the warez scene have atleast cracked her in bits! | |
| <sicc-vista> ahh piracy | |
| <henno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU | |
| <sicc-vista> rofl | |
| <sicc-vista> ok 2mins to see whether or not this bios emulator works | |
| <henno> sicc-vista: you think that is funny.. check out the 'translation' (sort-of) of the icelandic version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmMTopztVlY | |
| <henno> ignore that | |
| <henno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvhPUpfN-VQ | |
| <sicc-vista> Bahaha | |
| <sicc-vista> crack works | |
| <Phlosten> snap crackle pop | |
| <sicc-vista> time to delete it now | |
| *** TPK|stupidvista is now known as ThePizzaKing | |
| <Phlosten> sicc-vista, awww, at least wait until it gets infected with a virus, I am sure the first vista virus aint too far away :) | |
| <sicc-vista> Already exists | |
| <AlexC> Sound isn't working and alex is angry | |
| <purserj> Sorry can't hear you | |
| <TheMuso> purserj: lol | |
| * AlexC kicks purserj | |
| <Phlosten> hehe | |
| * AlexC ANGRY | |
| * AlexC kicks VLC | |
| <Phlosten> when you download source with apt-get source, where does it go? | |
| <AlexC> Texus | |
| <Phlosten> where the hell is that? :) | |
| <AlexC> Russia | |
| <AlexC> /russia/texus/<file> | |
| <lucychili> loons | |
| <AlexC> or you can look in the kernel log and see what binary executables have been run on the kernel lately then type the command "apt-get moo" to see all the recent file transfers in brazil in the last 26 1/2 hours | |
| * AlexC greets lucychili | |
| * lucychili waves | |
| <sicc-vista> I gotta hack the planet! | |
| <sicc-vista> Mess with the best, die like the rest! | |
| <AlexC> w00t | |
| <sicc-vista> "Holy crap, 56k modem!" | |
| <Phlosten> techno-weenie! | |
| <AlexC> sicc-vista | |
| <AlexC> are you slamming my net? | |
| <AlexC> stop hacking me | |
| <AlexC> gagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga | |
| <sicc-vista> I will HACK YOU! | |
| <sicc-vista> I will hack the planet :D | |
| <AlexC> can't you do me later, i'm doing some serious shit right now | |
| <sicc-vista> heh :) | |
| <Rothbuntu> SO! | |
| <Phlosten> hmm, so so | |
| <Rothbuntu> curse that silicon valley linux users group | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> Are Toshiba M200's any good? As a tablet PC? | |
| <sicc-vista> I'll be back in an hour. | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> What is siccy up to now? Vista?! | |
| <praetorian> thats how long vista takes to shut down | |
| *** cps is now known as cps|Zzz | |
| <Phlosten> 10 mins of shutdown, 50 mins of banging your head against a wall to remove the horrible memories | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> Phlosten: LOL have you used it? | |
| <Phlosten> not as yet | |
| <Phlosten> i dont plan to anytime soon | |
| <Rothbuntu> we have a vista machine at work | |
| <Rothbuntu> it fails | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> Ah but does it fail to impress the boss? | |
| <Phlosten> i have heard many reports over the last week of upgraders moving back to XP | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> Or is your boss like 'ooooooh aero useless eye candy' | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> bbs | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> Boing! | |
| *** Hit3k_ is now known as Hit3k | |
| <Rothbunt1> who am i ? | |
| <Rothbunt1> >_< dammit | |
| *** Rothbunt1 is now known as Rothbuntu | |
| <praetorian> Rothbuntu: you are you! | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> u r u? | |
| <Davo_Dinkum> LOL | |
| <Rothbuntu> AM SO oh wait.. never mind | |
| <Phlosten> o_O | |
| <Rothbuntu> by god my internet is ded | |
| <Phlosten> woot! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWsez482rgQ | |
| <Rothbuntu> Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player. Get the latest flash player. | |
| <Phlosten> no crack a solo action for you! | |
| <Rothbuntu> a sad day indeed | |
| <Rothbuntu> look for chad vader on youtube | |
| <Rothbuntu> hilarious | |
| <Phlosten> roflol | |
| <Phlosten> episode 6 is fricken great | |
| <Rothbuntu> it needs to become a proper series NOW | |
| <Phlosten> bloody great | |
| <Rothbuntu> if ubuntu wont install the hdd is stuffed right | |
| <elkbuntu> depends in what way it fails | |
| <Phlosten> depending on the particular reason for the failure | |
| <Rothbuntu> get to 32 % of copying files and stops | |
| <Phlosten> maybe your cd is stuffed? | |
| <Phlosten> is the hdd making funny sounds at 32%? | |
| <Rothbuntu> well the hdd was making noises and the xp partition just died | |
| <Rothbuntu> so ive formated and am installing again to make sure but all is not well i fear | |
| <Phlosten> Rothbuntu, running DBAN over the disk can help to show defective disks | |
| <Rothbuntu> righto !! i have dban on floppy for nuking hdds :) | |
| <Phlosten> do a quick wipe, will write zeros to everything and will report any errors | |
| <Rothbuntu> ahh ok | |
| <Phlosten> if you get errors then time to get a new drive | |
| <Rothbuntu> lappy is 6 months old | |
| <Phlosten> welcome to the bathtub curve of hdd failure | |
| <purserj> we're in the bathtub now? | |
| <purserj> Man this channel gets kinky late at night | |
| <Phlosten> hehe | |
| <Rothbuntu> my 320 gig hdd is a POS as well | |
| <Phlosten> hdd's tend to have a higher failure risk early on in life, then less so after they have been running for a while until old age and then risk increases again | |
| <Phlosten> also the high density hdd's have more heads so apparently there is an increased risk of failure there too | |
| <Rothbuntu> i really should apply for the job at it wharehouse and then scam cheep parts | |
| <Phlosten> cheep cheep | |
| <Rothbuntu> lern two spell | |
| <Phlosten> thatt wood bee reely gr8 | |
| <Rothbuntu> it froze at %32 again so dban is in | |
| <Phlosten> yoinks | |
| *** cps|Zzz is now known as cps | |
| <romana> hey kids |