<mypapit> howdy aizatto

<mypapit> how ya do?

* mypapit away....

* mypapit back!

<mypapit> hey hey sup aizatto

<aizatto> yo

<mypapit> wb BuffaloSoldier!

<BuffaloSoldier> hello mypapit

<mypapit> BuffaloSoldier: what is your daytime job?

<BuffaloSoldier> what's up gang?

<BuffaloSoldier> mypapit: fulltime student, part-time day dreamer

<mypapit> haha

<mypapit> BuffaloSoldier: where are you studying?

<BuffaloSoldier> unitar, kelana jaya

<mypapit> ic2

<BuffaloSoldier> what do u do mypapit?

<mypapit> i'm voluntarily unemployed

<mypapit> BuffaloSoldier: can treat me as student too

<BuffaloSoldier> :)

<mypapit> currently i'm finishing up my postgrad thesis

<BuffaloSoldier> everyone's a student.. enrolled in Life University

<mypapit> no shit

<BuffaloSoldier> mypapit: where exactly?

<mypapit> uum

<mypapit> http://www.kde-look.org/content/files/44218-linuxdistrotimeline-6.8.4.png << cool linux distro lineage, i've been speculating the origin of linux distro

<mypapit> most of the linux distro nowadays is derived either from slackware, red hat (rpm), debian (deb) or gentoo (source based)

<mypapit> now seems i've an elaborate timeline

<BuffaloSoldier> mypapit: here's something else --> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3370/2500/1600/GNULinuxupdatedw4.0.jpg

<mypapit> from relationship POV

<mypapit> cool!

<mypapit> hey SuMarDi

<mypapit> another one join the party

<mypapit> w00t

<SuMarDi> www.dukunthemovie.com

<SuMarDi> LOL

<mypapit> might be worth it

<mypapit> SuMarDi: what's the story about

<SuMarDi> http://www.sumardi.net/2006/09/11/dukun-in-movie/

<SuMarDi> hehe

<SuMarDi> remember mona fandey?

<mypapit> yup

<mypapit> nasty

<SuMarDi> it's based on the mona fandey case

<SuMarDi> true story

<mypapit> hey aizatto, thought you gone to sleep for good

<mypapit> SuMarDi: oh, that's nasty

<aizatto> on and off

<mypapit> SuMarDi: hope she doesn't demand royalties from the grave

<SuMarDi> huhu

<aizatto> lady d from hell!

<SuMarDi> huhhh

<mypapit> dunno if aizatto is old enough to remember about mona fandey case

<aizatto> never herad

<mypapit> rotfl

<mypapit> aizatto: nasty case

<mypapit> most unusual too

<aizatto> what makes it so nasty?

<aizatto> or unusual?

<mypapit> haha

<mypapit> aizatto: she practice withcraft

<mypapit> *witchcraft*

<aizatto> *gasp*

<aizatto> witchcraft

<aizatto> voodoo!

<aizatto> magic!

<aizatto> fantasy!

<mypapit> aizatto: stuff like that

<SuMarDi> aizatto: an assemblyman approached Mona Fandey to boost his political career

<SuMarDi> hHe ended up chopped into 18 pieces

<aizatto> SuMarDi: did it work?

<aizatto> :|

<mypapit> aizatto: then one MP wanna learn a thing or two about the black magic, perhaps to make him more popular or feared

<mypapit> aizatto: mp/assemblyman, something like that, named Mazlan

<aizatto> then?

<mypapit> aizatto: the poor guy failed in his initiation

<mypapit> aizatto: chopped in 16 (or so pieces)

<SuMarDi> poor guy

<SuMarDi> 18 actually

<mypapit> aizatto: she burried the guy beneath the floor of her house

<SuMarDi> werrr

<aizatto> her house?

<aizatto> :/

<aizatto> what was her excuse?

<SuMarDi> mona fandey's house

<mypapit> aizatto: he failed the initiation

<aizatto> he failed, thus she had to chop him up?

<mypapit> aizatto: he should be impervious to the chopping, but something went wrong

<SuMarDi> aizatto: can;t wait to watch the movie?

<SuMarDi> haha

<mypapit> i mean invulnerable

<aizatto> what man is invulnerable to chopping?

<surface> movie? what movie?

<aizatto> god mode doesnt work in real life

<mypapit> aizatto: some says ngah ibrahim

<SuMarDi> www.dukunthemovie.com

<mypapit> aizatto: some says ngah ibrahim invulnerable to bullets and stuff

<mypapit> aizatto: including sharp objects

<mypapit> aizatto: but they mostly do have achilles heel

<surface> ghost sorry?

<aizatto> :/

<SuMarDi> surface: remember the mona fanday case?

<mypapit> surface: meta-physics

<surface> haha i donno what i type, i suppose to type that in my yahoo msg box, sorry

<mypapit> hehe

<mypapit> wtf

<surface> multichatting

<SuMarDi> hahaha

<aizatto> mypapit: is she in jail now or what?

<aizatto> able to convict her?

<mypapit> aizatto: she's already convicted, the trial takes almost 7 years to settle

<mypapit> aizatto: she has been executed now

<aizatto> 7 wow

<aizatto> what took so long?

<mypapit> aizatto: due to the extra ordinary circumstances

<aizatto> man chopped up?

<aizatto> whats the difference to man slaughteR?

<mypapit> aizatto: apparently malaysian doesn't take mythical stuffs into account

<mypapit> **malaysian law

<aizatto> ROFL

<aizatto> considering we are a superstitous society with bomoh men?

<mypapit> aizatto: but people involved believed too much in them

<surface> bomoh does exist

<surface> the flying head

<aizatto> i'm not saying it does/doesn't

<mypapit> aizatto: i think they exists, but not that powerful, fear makes the wolf bigger than he is

<surface> eat dead meat and shit

<surface> i heard that when i was young and stay near kampung

<SuMarDi> she said she would never die after she was executed

<aizatto> i'm just saying that there is always talk of them in the newspaper

<SuMarDi> mona the return?

<SuMarDi> hehe

<aizatto> they arent a new occurence

<mypapit> aizatto: if they are really powerful then the robbers won't have much problem robbing banks and stuff as they are invulnerable to bullets

<surface> where my toilet is at outside, and have no electrict, the bow is full of shit and insect .... very scarry, at night, i do not even bother to go toilet

<mypapit> surface: sounds creepy to me too lol

<mypapit> surface: i'll hold it till morning

<aizatto> surface: hope thats not hte toilet geek00l was planning to put me in

<surface> aizatto, that is history, now i don't think exist this kind of toilet

<mypapit> hehe

<aizatto> sadly there still exists toilets that are full of shit

<aizatto> surface: how to make that disappear?

<mypapit> aizatto: even more sad if the same toilet charges RM0.30-RM1.00 per entry

<surface> every week, got ppl take it away. yes have someone did this

<mypapit> lol

<aizatto> mypapit: come to kl; have some toilets charge exclusive 2RM

<surface> no charge, u r most welcome if u dare to use

<surface> aizatto, that is crazy

<aizatto> almost like a toll now

<mypapit> aizatto: in my gramps place they are called the shitman, always come to collect the shit during dusk

<aizatto> >_<

<aizatto> wouldn't want that job

<surface> ya

<surface> can't imagine that right

<surface> but they work for that and again pay is not high

<surface> they should go and join the fear factor and earn big money back

<mypapit> aizatto: they use tin box (the same type that people use to store cooking oil) to store shit

<aizatto> mypapit: you seem to be quite an expert in this

<surface> mypapit, really? i saw them use 'timpa' bow that use store water

<mypapit> aizatto: i know history of my town quite a bit

<aizatto> mypapit: write a book about it then :P

<mypapit> surface: lol, that's in kedah

<surface> yah, international man know his too.

<mypapit> surface: in kedah they use that box

<surface> mypapit, how to put the shit in?

<mypapit> surface: use timba like you said

<surface> cooking old bottle have small mouth

<mypapit> with the iconic shitman's hat

<surface> oh

<surface> shitman sound awkward

<mypapit> aizatto: nowadays, my gramps said that people where the shitman hat even going to shopping

<aizatto> like ew

<aizatto> know my own town? haha

<mypapit> surface: what do you call them?

<aizatto> i dont have a town to relate to

<aizatto> town/city/etc

<surface> aizatto, instead , u have a lots of town, sure got many different kind of story

<surface> mypapit, i have no idea, haha

<mypapit> yeah, different locality has different ways to handle stuffs

<surface> i scared them out of shit

<aizatto> surface: huhu you wish

<surface> i was so young

<mypapit> surface: http://www.internationalwig.com/catalog/images/graphics/jrimages/jr_hat_brimmed_chenile.jpg << here's the shitman hat according to my gramps

<surface> aizatto, no story? mozart always travel and he has his story about music. marco polo travels a lots, he has his too...

<mypapit> kinda iconic in some places in kedah

<aizatto> i'm not mozart/marco polo

<mypapit> to older generations lol

<aizatto> hey she looks like shit also

<surface> omg the shitwoman looks cool

<mypapit> lol

<aizatto> :P

<surface> that should be consider fisherman hat

<mypapit> if you wearing that hat infront of older generations in alor star, i'm sure some of them comment that that's the hat that the shitman used to wear when they are working

<aizatto> mypapit: add to wikipedia entry on "Mona Fandey"

<surface> mypapit, yeah, I am shitman and i am proud of it.

<surface> tell them this, they sure all fainted

<mypapit> aizatto: lol, wiki entry should be accurate lol, i dont have accurate info about her, too long

<aizatto> doesnt have to be so accurate

<aizatto> there are shity articles on wikipedia as well

<mypapit> aizatto: once the wiki has babyrina page, but that has been taken down, *sigh* now people are talking about the daring amber chia featured in playboy

<mypapit> amber chia is nothing compared to babyrina

<aizatto> lol

<mypapit> she poses nude professionally

* aizatto wonders who babyrina is

<mypapit> yeah, look what happens when people erases history

<aizatto> i didnt have much history anyways

<aizatto> ask me about ww2 or american history that i kno w:P

<mypapit> only older .my internet generation remembers babyrina

<mypapit> aizatto: she started the trend of malaysian pornography

<aizatto> risky :P

<SuMarDi> hehe

<mypapit> aizatto: before her, no malaysian poses nude for internet

<surface> henna tan

<surface> she is beautiful

<mypapit> hehe

<SuMarDi> babyrina... malaysian?

<mypapit> yup

<BuffaloSoldier> uuuuu babyrina

<mypapit> SuMarDi: mas stewardess

<surface> the most pretty gal i have seen in real life

<SuMarDi> woooo

<SuMarDi> i tot indonesian

<mypapit> the indonesian was tiara lestari

<BuffaloSoldier> has anyone met her? confirm she's malaysian... i mean life a real life friend that can vouche she's malaysian

<SuMarDi> wooo

<mypapit> haha

<surface> both sarawakian, but henna is prettier

<mypapit> aizatto: you should be acquainted with some basic .my internet history

<aizatto> and how old is she?

<mypapit> surface: yup

<aizatto> i mean how long ago

<aizatto> mypapit: screw .my internet history

<aizatto> i already have problems with .my history :P

<mypapit> aizatto: like 1996-2000

<aizatto> mypapit: weren't you a bit ...young?

<surface> mypapit, i saw her at KDU penang, even talk to her ... omg my infatuation gets high now...

<mypapit> aizatto: haha i already can legally buy a pack of ciggies even back then

<mypapit> aizatto: but not in 1996 lol

<mypapit> surface: i see

<surface> its hannah tan

<mypapit> surface: what did you guys talked about

<surface> i been told to get a registration form from hannah and elene

<surface> so i go out, and saw 2 pretty gal

<surface> i asked, who is hannah and elene

* aizatto lives in his own dream world

<surface> she told me he is hannah

<aizatto> s/he/she

<mypapit> haha

<mypapit> ic

<aizatto> :/ doesn't want to be disturbed

<mypapit> aizatto: keke

<aizatto> chinese?

<surface> she looks prettier in real person

<surface> omg she put on her blue color contact lens, she looks beautiful

* surface will stop talking about hannah tan now.

<mypapit> hahaha

<aizatto> surface: nothing wrong bout it

<aizatto> i'm taking shes chinese

<mypapit> surface: hehe she's pretty

<aizatto> how come no malays doings this?

<mypapit> aizatto: chinese alright

<mypapit> aizatto: lol? doing what/

<aizatto> fscking conservative country

<mypapit> aizatto: lol? doing what?

<mypapit> aizatto: some higher ups thinks malaysia = "islamic country"

<aizatto> being on the leading edge of seduction

<aizatto> guess they didn't get the memo bout the american culture taking over

<surface> mypapit, i think malays is prohibited to get sexy

<mypapit> surface: yeah, more like cultural barriers

<surface> i donno, there is alots of malay very very pretty

<surface> mypapit, but some mixed malay they getting sexy

<surface> mypapit, a lots of them are from sabah

<surface> sabah kadazan gal, very pretty

<mypapit> haha

<mypapit> kadazan-dusun lol

<mypapit> they are pretty

<surface> i saw one at monsopiad village, looks like zhiyi

<SuMarDi> daphine iking

<SuMarDi> ehehe

<surface> my infatuated gets high again

<surface> almost every kadazan gal looks pretty

<surface> no need to be sexy, they are pretty

<surface> for gals lips is important

* BuffaloSoldier needs to get a drink

<surface> sometimes no need to be naked or nuke, lips and eyes will makes a gal sexy

<mypapit> only one?

<mypapit> hehe

<mypapit> aizatto: you should get along with kadazan-dusun gals sometime

<mypapit> aizatto: their malays is sexy

<SuMarDi> mypapit: really?

<aizatto> kada-who?

<aizatto> sabah girls? oh

* aizatto needs a girl, period

<mypapit> yup

<mypapit> true2

<surface> mypapit, yes very true

<surface> ask ditesh about Nora

<BuffaloSoldier> Nora?

<surface> i think ditesh digs Nora

<surface> a girl, kadazan-malay-chinese mixed

<mypapit> hahaha

<mypapit> glossy lips kinda sexy to me

<aizatto> Nora Danish?

<surface> amber chia lips and eyes are sexy

<mypapit> aizatto: you're late she already married to another vip son

<aizatto> thought she was already married to a datuk

<aizatto> fsck these women marrying datuk's

<mypapit> aizatto: nope, just married to a vip son

<mypapit> aizatto: only recently lol

<surface> aizatto, Norasomthing i forgot but not danish

<surface> Nora is a gal not yet get fame

<mypapit> aizatto: if you're earlier, she might just get you lol..

<aizatto> lol

<aizatto> wonder how her personality is

<surface> Nora not yet married

<mypapit> aizatto: heh, most artists are gold digger

<aizatto> exactly

<aizatto> so who cares :P

<surface> Nora can be very sexy, and open. ppl ask her is it malay, she always say she is nonya

<mypapit> aizatto: so if you get one, fuck them the hardest

<aizatto> rofl

<mypapit> hehehe

<aizatto> mypapit: you know this from experience?

<mypapit> surface: lol, several advantage when you're a nyonya

<mypapit> aizatto: exp? nope :p

<aizatto> nyonya; people will think its exotic; extra turn on for her

<surface> Nora ask me to stay her place if can't find place to live at when i go to kl, a bit scarry, i didn't go.

<surface> i scared kena caught

<mypapit> caught?

<aizatto> surface: touching illegal merchadise?

<mypapit> haha

<surface> hahaha ya i do not familar with those law

<mypapit> surface: nasty if you're got caught

<surface> i scared i over do something

<mypapit> surface: she might tries to do funny stuff

<aizatto> yeah well; its illegal for a malay boy and girl to me in the same room

<aizatto> surface: dont know if it counts for you

<aizatto> mypapit: huhu; might enjoy?

<surface> Nora just my fren, don't want to happen something with her... actually i scared if she offer, i donno how to reject :P

<mypapit> surface: just avoid getting caught in kelantan, where you might end up beaten

<surface> aizatto, it counts.

<mypapit> in kl, i think they just take your name or the worst spend a day in a local police jail

<aizatto> mypapit: at least you would have had a fun night before ;)

<BuffaloSoldier> which nora are we talking about here?

<aizatto> BuffaloSoldier: not so sure :P a 'Nora'

<surface> mypapit, don't tell me this, u will like encourage me to do something i "don't want" to do .... >.<

<BuffaloSoldier> oo ok

<BuffaloSoldier> guys

<surface> BuffaloSoldier, Norafida

<BuffaloSoldier> gtg

<surface> okay

<aizatto> surface: sure you dont want to "rub"y her? huhu

<BuffaloSoldier> norafida? artiste?

<aizatto> BuffaloSoldier: g'night

<mypapit> surface: haha

<surface> BuffaloSoldier, nope, an ordinary gal

<surface> apporachable very much

<surface> she is friendly

<BuffaloSoldier> interesting

<aizatto> norafidah so vague man...google doesnt help

<BuffaloSoldier> hahahhaa

<surface> aizatto, seriously she will rub u when u dance with her in pub. my fren get very infatuated until now he still talks about it

<aizatto> surface: show me pics of how she looks like

<surface> aizatto, no, can;'t find in google.

<aizatto> -_-;;

<surface> her nick in msn is nefititi, donno what is tat means

<surface> aizatto, photo lies

<aizatto> not going to add her to my msn

<aizatto> nefititi: i'm her to stalk you bitch huhu

<BuffaloSoldier> probably wanted to use nefertiti but salah spelling

<surface> aizatto, ditesh will kill u if u do so... haha

<aizatto> why dont i just tor it while i'm at it

<aizatto> on ditesh knows her as well?

<surface> BuffaloSoldier, maybe the spelling mistake is mine :P

* aizatto rubs hands in glee

<BuffaloSoldier> root of all wars.... berebut pompuan

<mypapit> hahaha

<mypapit> fakap

<surface> aizatto, see, ppl thinks about tor for evil stuff

<aizatto> BuffaloSoldier: hehe

<surface> ditesh knows her very well

<mypapit> BuffaloSoldier: you mean women is the root of all evil?

<aizatto> surface: OH OH; i might know her too, but one of ditesh's secret code names for his women

<surface> BuffaloSoldier, i tot u wanna go? hahaha

<BuffaloSoldier> to get women must invest time and money

<BuffaloSoldier> women = time x money

<BuffaloSoldier> time = money

<surface> aizatto, what is tat, haha ditesh notty...

<BuffaloSoldier> women = money x money

<aizatto> BuffaloSoldier: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Math_jokes#Mathematical_reasoning

<BuffaloSoldier> hehehe

<surface> women wanted object for men

<surface> must have gals to join myoss

<surface> to bring balance

<aizatto> too much testosterone?

<BuffaloSoldier> the playboy owner dude said something like "ultimate party, girl:boys ratio must be 3:1"

<aizatto> surface: but its a boys clubs

<aizatto> BuffaloSoldier: i think myoss would appreciate even 1:3

<BuffaloSoldier> :)

<surface> aizatto, this ratio will grows in one side

<aizatto> surface: then invite nora into myoss

<BuffaloSoldier> demit, who is this nora

<surface> later become 1:4, 1:5 .... and become 0:10

<surface> all gals scared and run away

<surface> nefertiti

<aizatto> BuffaloSoldier: dont know, but its hippest thing right now

<surface> let me see my friendster

<surface> wait

<surface> http://www.friendster.com/photos/8061313/337522415

<BuffaloSoldier> anyone has an orkut account?

<BuffaloSoldier> ok, not my taste

<aizatto> orkut nope

<surface> what will myossers think the discussions are about in #ubuntu-my?

<aizatto> not my tatse

<surface> okay u guys are save from ditesh slaughter

<surface> safe

<aizatto> g'night folks

<BuffaloSoldier> gnite too

<surface> haha

<surface> alright, gd nite

<BuffaloSoldier> now that we've confirm not our taste

<aizatto> surface: you can enjoy your nora

<aizatto> she's all yours

<surface> aizatto, no way

<surface> i want hannah tan

<BuffaloSoldier> can sleep properly

<surface> BuffaloSoldier, yeah

<BuffaloSoldier> marion 8TV

* surface will stop talk about hannah tan now.

<surface> omg, mypapit don't tell me that is ur type,,,

<mypapit> surface: haha..

<mypapit> hannah tan is kinda sexy lol

<surface> ahhh

<surface> yes she is

<surface> her voice is nice too

* surface should stop talking about her...

<surface> bye mypapit

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